“Lift Things Up” :30 (A big muscle head in his little tank-top carrying his gallon jug of water is about to get a tour of the Planet Fitness facilities. Reluctantly, but politely, a Planet Fitness employee starts showing him around) Employee: So, uh, what do you do for a living? Musclehead: (loud and brainless) I lift things up and put them down. Employee: Excuse me? Muscle head: I lift things up and put them down. Employee: OK, um, here’s the strength circuit... (Muscle head cuts him off) Muscle head: I lift things up and put them down. (The muscle head takes a swig from his gallon jug. The Planet Fitness guy guides him to another part of the gym) Employee: Over here. (The muscle head cuts him off again) Muscle head: I lift things up and put them down. (The Planet Fitness guy leads him through a door) Employee: And this is our stretching area. (Muffled, from outside we hear Muscle head’s voice) Muscle head (VO): I lift things up... (The door slams shut) Super: Not his planet. Super: Yours. Logo: Planet Fitness