Fetish 60 Music: The Blue Danube (A curtain opens to reveal a woman standing in a Golden Shower. Cut to two men dressed only in jock straps, cleats and baseball caps. One is the Pitcher the other the Catcher. Cut to two "Furries" people dressed to appear as stuffed animals. The teddy bear invites the tiger to bed. Cut to a rotating Rusty Trombone. Cut to a Little Person dressed in a French maid uniform complete with red stilettos. The little maid happily Vacuums the Pink Carpet. Cut to a sheep dressed in a red garter belt with fishnet stockings. Cut to a Geisha massaging out a fresh sausage. Cut to a Pearl Necklace on display. Cut to a rooster adorned with a ring upon its foot. The rooster prances past a man dressed in a dirty mariachi outfit who is wearing a name-tag that reads, Sanchez. Cut to two female golfers petting a bald pussycat. Cut to a dominatrix punishing her "baby." Cut to a transvestite and a gimp dunking their tea bags during high tea. Cut to the final scene where we find the entire cast of characters gathered together. Curtain closes) Super: Whatever you're into, make sure it includes a condom. Logo: MTV & Staying-alive.org