Cinco de Mayo :60 Anncr.: The aztec calendar has his Cinco de Mayo party chiseled in. The front of his house looks like it was built by the Mayans because it was. The contents of his tacos refuse to fall from the shell. He can open a piñata with a wink and a smile. If you were to see him walking a chihuahua, it would still look masculine. Several saints share his likeness. Or vice versa depending on who you ask. Dicing onions doesn't make him cry—it only makes him stronger. He has never filled up on chips. He is the most interesting man in the world. The Most Interesting Man in the World: I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. Anncr.: Enjoy Dos Equis Responsibly. Imported by Cervezas Mexicanas. White Plains, New York. The Most Interesting Man in the World: Stay thirsty my friends.